FAT BOYS sex machine 1986 OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP 12"

Ted: Dudes! Don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about our eBay auctions. Okay?

Bill: Jonah! Where did he go? Swear to God, man, this is not cool.

Ted: Yeah, dude, this is like, armed robbery!

Bill: You mean kidnapping.

Ted: Oh, yeah, that too! And like, forced labor!

Bill: And torture! Look at this jar! It's crammed tight with some Haze/Kush/NL5/Thai 4-way type Tommy Chong-certified nugs, super-fresh, super green!

Ted: We could be having a close encounter of the dank kind right now.

Bill: Look, man, what'd he say? One match under the door for every item we list.

Ted: Let's do this! Right here, check it out.

Bill: It's a crazy rekkid. It's The Fat Boys, and a 12" single from like, 1986.

Ted: Sex Machine. Get on up! Uhh! Didn't James Brown do that?

Bill: You moron, that was Marvin Gaye. And besides, this is the Fat Boys doing a cover of the same song, y'know, a cover version?

Ted: I know what a cover is, dude. Like, the cover I pulled up over your girl's ugly mug this morning when I was getting my freak on!

Bill: Check 'em out in their matching Schlitz Malt Liquor gear, shirts, hats, wow.

Ted: Plus it sez here on the list, "included on this release is a super-rare track, Beat Box Is Rocking, probably the best pure beatbox track the Fat Boys ever put out. Featuring in the left corner, at 400 pounds, the original Human Beat Box, showcasing slammin' sick electro samples and mad flawless beat-box technique." Whatever that means!

Bill: It means those Fat Boys were fat, yo. Four hundred pounds of ice cream and Burger King french fries.

Ted: It means we're damn done with this item! Jonah!

Bill: You can bid now, dudes.

Ted: Look! The match!

You are bidding on a used copy of The Fat Boys' Sex Machine (1986) 12" single, pictured below, with 3 tracks, including Sex Machine, Sex Machine (dub), and Beat Box Is Rockin'. Cover is in G-VG condition, a few minor bends, small tear in lower left hand corner of front cover. Record is also G-VG, minor scratches & scuffmarks. High bidder pays $3.50 S&H. Credit cards accepted using PayPal.

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EAZY-E home 4 tha sick NWA SEALED HIP HOP 12" EP

Stanley: Now remember, people, don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about our eBay auctions. You dig? So listen up! Here’s the deal. Not only am I stuck here by myself tonight, welcome home, ‘cuz Brother Charles is in charge, on duty all alone, but I’ve got an assload of rekkids to un-load on y’all!

Cheryl: Baby, you’re not alone.

Stanley: I said, later! No, seriously, Cheryl, I swear, it’s not gonna take us long to do this. Then we can get down to business. This vinyl should practically sell itself. Harold’s got some crazy shit in here, look, Spoonie Gee, Chubb Rock, Poor Righteous Teachers, BDP, UMC’s, Fat Boys, Public Enemy, Tribe, Beatnuts, wow, there’s some wild joints in this crate.

Cheryl: About now, I should say something like, fo’ real.

Stanley: You’re too much. Why they fired your ass from this joint I’ll never know.

Cheryl: Oh, you know exactly why Mr. Kincaid fired me. Half the tapes I took are still at your crib!

Stanley: Yeah, yeah. The heat’s still on about that. But didn’t it work out for the best?

Cheryl: If you mean, did I acquire specialized skills while assisting you in your lamebrained scheme to boost two hundred pornos from this store, then no. If you mean, did the knowledge I unexpectedly gained by viewing these tapes help me rise to the top of the internet porn game, running my own highly successful interactive website, overseeing a stable of over a dozen young college girls, then yeah, sure ‘nuff Stan, it’s all good.

Stanley: See? That’s my girl! Now, the record up next should give everyone pause, now that we got you all hopped up thinking about knocking boots, and remind your horny selves to always wear the jimmy hat. That’s because it’s a sealed copy of one of Eazy-E’s last releases - 5150 Home For Tha Sick, the maxi-single/EP, whateva, from 1992, featuring 5 tracks.

Cheryl: That’s so foul.

Stanley: Look, the dude died of AIDS. Makes no sense to pretend he didn’t, right?

Cheryl: Are you trying to sell this record or what?

Stanley: As I was saying, Eric Wright, one of the gifted ghetto geniuses behind NWA, when he wasn’t squabbling with Dr. Dre and getting it on with however many groupies he could handle, was serving up some dope beats and rhymes. This copy is sealed, in near mint condition. So what are you waiting for?

Cheryl: It’s bid time!

You are bidding on a sealed copy of Eazy-E’s 5150 Home For Tha Sick (1992) maxi-single/EP, pictured below, with 5 tracks, including New Year's E-vil (intro), Only If You Want It, Neighborhood Sniper, Niggaz My Height Don't Fight, and Merry Muthaf---ing Xmas. High bidder pays $5.00 S&H, shipped via US Priority Mail - US buyers only, West Coast buyers add $1.00, international buyers pay actual shipping costs. Combine shipping on multiple wins & save - see our other auctions. Payment by money order or credit cards accepted using PayPal.

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KOOL MOE DEE treacherous 3 old school flava SEALED HIP HOP 12" LP

Stanley: Now remember, people, don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about our eBay auctions. You dig? Harold! Come here!



Harold: What do I look like, a robot? What is it?

Stanley: Every time I get through with one stack of records, you drop another one on me! Give a brother a minute!

Harold: Get somebody else to do this pile.

Stanley: No way, Moon, nation time! Time to get paid! Besides, Jonah's out there talking to his Rollergirl again.

Harold: So?

Stanley: I just need some knowledge!

Harold: Bro, every pile has a got a list. Many details. Inside the first LP's sleeve. Haven't we gone over this?

Stanley: My bad, my bad! Here we go. Up for grabs, get it while it's hot. What is this record? Oh shit, it's Old School Flava, by the Treacherous Three! Who the fuck are the Treacherous Three? Harold! Harold! Shit. Out like the lights. Okay, let's see this list of yours. Word. Word! Harold, you are the medicine man. And this stuff's gonna get some lucky sucker high, flying, no wings, like you never been before. You give me all your money, Willard, and you get a lot. Look, are you on the right train? Do you wanna be on the right train? You give me all your money, and I'll get you on the right train! Ooh, a dollar fifty-seven. You a big spender. You a high roller. You a regular Howard Hughes.

(Jonah enters the break room)



Jonah: Goldie! Would you please stop it with that movie!

Stanley: Yo, man, you turned me onto this joint in the first place!

Jonah: But every day, backwards and forwards. Stanley, Dirty Duck, or Memorex?

Stanley: You familiar with the Old School Flava lp rekkid by the Treacherous Three?

Jonah: Yeah, right up there on my playlist next to Steely Dan. Please.

Stanley: Well, check it, according to this list right here, this was a hype hip hop group back in the day.

Jonah: Lemme see. Wow, Kool Moe Dee.

Stanley: Yeah, this was his original crew. And this is a reunion album they dropped in…1994.

Jonah: Look at the guest rappers - Doug E. Fresh, Big Daddy Kane, Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, and Chuck D!

Stanley: And there's a reworked version of their classic track "Feel The Heartbeat," called "Feel The New Heartbeat." Even I know that track.

Jonah: Oh, whoa, wait a second. You know who was all about this group the other day? Swear to God, it was Bill and Ted. Said they downloaded this song off Napster, At The Party, by the Treacherous Three, and it was like, the real rap deal. Better than Rapper's Delight.

Stanley: There ya go. And this record's sealed. Harold has some rare shit in here. So start bidding!

You are bidding on a sealed copy of The Treacherous Three's Old School Flava LP (1994), pictured below, feat. Kool Moe Dee, w/ guest vocals by Doug E. Fresh, Big Daddy Kane, Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, and Chuck D, 10 tracks, including We Come Phat, Lower The Boom, Old School Flava, The Mic Wreckers, Ain't Nothing Changed, We Wit It, and Feel The New Heartbeat. High bidder pays $3.50 S&H. Credit cards accepted using PayPal.

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