Ted: Dudes! Don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about our eBay auctions. Okay?
Bill: Jonah! Where did he go? Swear to God, man, this is not cool.
Ted: Yeah, dude, this is like, armed robbery!
Bill: You mean kidnapping.
Ted: Oh, yeah, that too! And like, forced labor!
Bill: And torture! Look at this jar! It's crammed tight with some Haze/Kush/NL5/Thai 4-way type Tommy Chong-certified nugs, super-fresh, super green!
Ted: We could be having a close encounter of the dank kind right now.
Bill: Look, man, what'd he say? One match under the door for every item we list.
Ted: Let's do this! Right here, check it out.
Bill: It's a crazy rekkid. It's The Fat Boys, and a 12" single from like, 1986.
Ted: Sex Machine. Get on up! Uhh! Didn't James Brown do that?
Bill: You moron, that was Marvin Gaye. And besides, this is the Fat Boys doing a cover of the same song, y'know, a cover version?
Ted: I know what a cover is, dude. Like, the cover I pulled up over your girl's ugly mug this morning when I was getting my freak on!
Bill: Check 'em out in their matching Schlitz Malt Liquor gear, shirts, hats, wow.
Ted: Plus it sez here on the list, "included on this release is a super-rare track, Beat Box Is Rocking, probably the best pure beatbox track the Fat Boys ever put out. Featuring in the left corner, at 400 pounds, the original Human Beat Box, showcasing slammin' sick electro samples and mad flawless beat-box technique." Whatever that means!
Bill: It means those Fat Boys were fat, yo. Four hundred pounds of ice cream and Burger King french fries.
Ted: It means we're damn done with this item! Jonah!
Bill: You can bid now, dudes.
Ted: Look! The match!
You are bidding on a used copy of The Fat Boys' Sex Machine (1986) 12" single, pictured below, with 3 tracks, including Sex Machine, Sex Machine (dub), and Beat Box Is Rockin'. Cover is in G-VG condition, a few minor bends, small tear in lower left hand corner of front cover. Record is also G-VG, minor scratches & scuffmarks. High bidder pays $3.50 S&H. Credit cards accepted using PayPal.
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