ANGEL schoolgirl by day, hooker by night EXPLOITATION 1984 VHS

Mark: Now remember, people, don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about buying our movies on eBay. You got it?

Jonah: Here, I got one. Angel. Not Buffy, this flick’s from 1984.

Mark: High school student by day, hooker by night? This flick is B-grade trash. The killer stalks these Sunset Boulevard streetwalkers and has sex with their dead bodies, but this is not a horror flick. I have serious issues with this movie.

Jonah: This film did crazy box office, though, and why? Because it had a great shot of Donna Wilkes, who played Molly, aka Angel, the teen hooker, on the poster, as both an innocent high school student split screen with her chillin’ in a skin-tight leather skirt.

Mark: This movie made its money on video, you dope. This was one of the sexiest video boxes out there back in ’85.

Jonah: Competing with more than two hundred other Porky’s-ripoffs? Doubtful. Look, right here.

(Jonah swipes a movie off the shelf)

Jonah: Example A. Remember Hardbodies?

Mark: Worthless.

Jonah: No slashers, mutilations, and/or other crimes against nature does not equal a film gone wrong. Hardbodies dropped a lot of philosophy on impressionable young heads.

Mark: How to pick up women using silly tricks once you’re an over the hill middle-aged loser, course 101.

Jonah: The lessons I took away were beauty’s not always skin deep, and there’s more important things in life than scamming on pretty girls. All the middle age dudes end up rejecting the BBD philosophy and reconcile with their ex-wives.

Mark: You are just lying like hell because you think your Rollergirl might be on eBay reading this bullshit!

Jonah: For real, man. Just like Angel also had a deep message.

Mark: Such as?

Jonah: Even on the mean streets of Los Angeles, the human spirit perseveres. See, Angel has all these friends, crusty LA street characters, weird types with names like Kit Carson and Yo-Yo Charlie, and in the end they’re the ones who save her from the killer, not the cops.

Mark: Are you sure?

Jonah: I think so. Look, they made two sequels, so somebody was paying attention.

Mark: You don’t even know. People! If you want a trashy slice of early eighties exploitation that doesn’t even qualify as a drive-in movie, this one’s for you. Trying to pass itself off as kiddie porn but never quite succeeding, cute good girl gone bad, necrophiliac serial killer, overall, a fun movie. So bid on it!

You are bidding on a previous rental, used VHS videotape of Angel (1984), EP mode, released on R&G Video/Starmaker label. Tape comes with original box, is in good condition and guaranteed to play. Original box comes enclosed in protective plastic shrinkwrap. High bidder pays $3.50 S&H. Credit cards accepted using PayPal.

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RISKY BUSINESS soundtrack TANGERINE DREAM 1984 VINYL LP

Jonah: Now remember, people, don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about our eBay auctions. Especially don't mention that we're selling his soundtracks. You got it? We'll get to today's featured item in a minute.

Stanley: What? Don't tell them that shit!

Jonah: Ok, where did these albums come from?

Stanley: Uh, they're mine! They were my uncle's!

Jonah: Including this one, Risky Business?

Stanley: Yeah, yeah! He was, uh, very interested in the origins of Scientology and their tangled web of celebrity converts.

Jonah: Preach on.

Stanley: Well, you know, this is a solid soundtrack to a very famous flick. Music mostly by Tangerine Dream! A lot of people dig this flick. There's this dude, kingcutie, he's on eBay too, check out his website, he's got this amazing like, ten page review of this flick. It changed his life or something.

Jonah: What's the big deal? Tom Cruise, his parents are out of town, he throws a big party and gets it on with a hooker. End of story.

Stanley: No, no, no, no no! Repeat after me: manuke, manuke, manuke! You missed the whole movie, man! What happens is, a lot of other, deeper things go down. For example, the movie ends with Tom Cruise thinking he's got it made, right? Like, he's had all these adventures, became a pimp to a dozen callgirls working outta his own crib, along the way wild shit happened left and right, and in the end, he doesn't get in trouble, no jail, parents don't flip out, nothing! And he's like, yeah baby, I'm the man! Nothing can stop me now! Well guess what, chump? You don't even realize it, 'cuz you're a typical suburban moron, but you got ripped off by Lana and her main man, Guido, the real pimp daddy in this movie! Cruise was used!

Jonah: Wow. Who knew?

Stanley: Right on! Now check it, this soundtrack's in great shape. The cover's near mint. There's a dope illustration of Rebecca De Mornay looking very sexy stretched out on the hood of Tom Cruise's fantasy ride. Besides five cuts by Tangerine Dream, you get a classic early eighties slice of reality served up by Prince, Journey, Phil Collins, Jeff Beck, and Bob Seger. There's even a track by Muddy Waters! So start bidding!

You are bidding on a new, open copy of the original motion picture soundtrack to Risky Business vinyl LP, released 1984. Cover is VG+-NM, minor wear, still with original plastic shrinkwrap. Record is NM. High bidder pays $5.00 S&H, shipped via US Priority Mail - US buyers only, West Coast buyers add $1.00, international buyers pay actual shipping costs. Combine shipping on multiple wins & save (US buyers add $1.00 per additional record) - see our other auctions. Payment by money order or credit cards accepted using PayPal.

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