Stanley: So we can be chillin' in the break room, and customers browsing out front think there's still somebody on duty.

Stanley: Oh, so we can be chillin' in the break room, and customers browsing out front think there's still somebody on duty, 'cuz they hear voices and car crashes and whatnot.

Jonah: No, man, to get them interested enough to rent the movies.

Stanley: What?! We're trying to sell all these crazy rare, hard to find, cult flicks on eBay before Mr. Kincaid gets back to town, dummy! Don't be encouraging people to rent them!