VOICE OF THE BEEHIVE sex & misery 1996 PROMO POSTER

Jonah: We love you! Especially the ladies!

Stanley: But don't look us up in the phone book!

Jonah: And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone...

Stanley: Don't mention eBay, our auctions, or any combination of the two!

Jonah: Dude. Gotta love promo posters. Look at this next one.

Stanley: Oh wow, those are some super nice tights.

Jonah: This is from Voice Of The Beehive. Now here's a group I haven't thought about in forever.

Stanley: Thinking about 'em now, though!

Jonah: I am getting so horny in here tonight, looking at this poster has gotta be an omen. Any minute, two hot hardbodies are walking right through that door.

Stanley: Doubtful. It's raining. You never see hot chicks out in the rain.

Jonah: Why, their makeup might run?

Stanley: No, 'cuz they're at home on the damn bear rug with their boyfriends!

Jonah: Stanley, it's the really gorgeous women you have to mack on, too. They're the ones most guys are too bashful to chase.

Stanley: Shit, I'm more concerned about a chick's inner beauty. Where her head's at.

Jonah: Right. You're just hoping some super-sensitive early 90's kitsch-digging female fan of Voice Of The Beehive is gonna read this and call looking for your phone number.

Stanley: Now that would be cool. But I don't care if they're male, female, got four eyes or four legs, as long as somebody bids on it!

You are bidding on a 12" X 12" double sided promo poster on glossy heavy cardstock for Voice Of The Beehive's Sex & Misery LP/CD, released 1996 by Discovery/Warner. Poster is in VG+-NM condition. High bidder pays $4.00 S&H, shipped flat - US buyers only, West Coast buyers add $1.00, international buyers pay actual shipping costs. Combine shipping on multiple items and save - see our other auctions. Payment by money order or credit cards accepted using PayPal.

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ANGEL schoolgirl by day, hooker by night EXPLOITATION 1984 VHS

Mark: Now remember, people, don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about buying our movies on eBay. You got it?

Jonah: Here, I got one. Angel. Not Buffy, this flick’s from 1984.

Mark: High school student by day, hooker by night? This flick is B-grade trash. The killer stalks these Sunset Boulevard streetwalkers and has sex with their dead bodies, but this is not a horror flick. I have serious issues with this movie.

Jonah: This film did crazy box office, though, and why? Because it had a great shot of Donna Wilkes, who played Molly, aka Angel, the teen hooker, on the poster, as both an innocent high school student split screen with her chillin’ in a skin-tight leather skirt.

Mark: This movie made its money on video, you dope. This was one of the sexiest video boxes out there back in ’85.

Jonah: Competing with more than two hundred other Porky’s-ripoffs? Doubtful. Look, right here.

(Jonah swipes a movie off the shelf)

Jonah: Example A. Remember Hardbodies?

Mark: Worthless.

Jonah: No slashers, mutilations, and/or other crimes against nature does not equal a film gone wrong. Hardbodies dropped a lot of philosophy on impressionable young heads.

Mark: How to pick up women using silly tricks once you’re an over the hill middle-aged loser, course 101.

Jonah: The lessons I took away were beauty’s not always skin deep, and there’s more important things in life than scamming on pretty girls. All the middle age dudes end up rejecting the BBD philosophy and reconcile with their ex-wives.

Mark: You are just lying like hell because you think your Rollergirl might be on eBay reading this bullshit!

Jonah: For real, man. Just like Angel also had a deep message.

Mark: Such as?

Jonah: Even on the mean streets of Los Angeles, the human spirit perseveres. See, Angel has all these friends, crusty LA street characters, weird types with names like Kit Carson and Yo-Yo Charlie, and in the end they’re the ones who save her from the killer, not the cops.

Mark: Are you sure?

Jonah: I think so. Look, they made two sequels, so somebody was paying attention.

Mark: You don’t even know. People! If you want a trashy slice of early eighties exploitation that doesn’t even qualify as a drive-in movie, this one’s for you. Trying to pass itself off as kiddie porn but never quite succeeding, cute good girl gone bad, necrophiliac serial killer, overall, a fun movie. So bid on it!

You are bidding on a previous rental, used VHS videotape of Angel (1984), EP mode, released on R&G Video/Starmaker label. Tape comes with original box, is in good condition and guaranteed to play. Original box comes enclosed in protective plastic shrinkwrap. High bidder pays $3.50 S&H. Credit cards accepted using PayPal.

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