Harold: What do I look like, a robot? What is it?
Stanley: Every time I get through with one stack of records, you drop another one on me! Give a brother a minute!
Harold: Get somebody else to do this pile.
Stanley: No way, Moon, nation time! Time to get paid! Besides, Jonah's out there talking to his Rollergirl again.
Harold: So?
Stanley: I just need some knowledge!
Harold: Bro, every pile has a got a list. Many details. Inside the first LP's sleeve. Haven't we gone over this?
Stanley: My bad, my bad! Here we go. Up for grabs, get it while it's hot. What is this record? Oh shit, it's Old School Flava, by the Treacherous Three! Who the fuck are the Treacherous Three? Harold! Harold! Shit. Out like the lights. Okay, let's see this list of yours. Word. Word! Harold, you are the medicine man. And this stuff's gonna get some lucky sucker high, flying, no wings, like you never been before. You give me all your money, Willard, and you get a lot. Look, are you on the right train? Do you wanna be on the right train? You give me all your money, and I'll get you on the right train! Ooh, a dollar fifty-seven. You a big spender. You a high roller. You a regular Howard Hughes.
(Jonah enters the break room)
Jonah: Goldie! Would you please stop it with that movie!
Stanley: Yo, man, you turned me onto this joint in the first place!
Jonah: But every day, backwards and forwards. Stanley, Dirty Duck, or Memorex?
Stanley: You familiar with the Old School Flava lp rekkid by the Treacherous Three?
Jonah: Yeah, right up there on my playlist next to Steely Dan. Please.
Stanley: Well, check it, according to this list right here, this was a hype hip hop group back in the day.
Jonah: Lemme see. Wow, Kool Moe Dee.
Stanley: Yeah, this was his original crew. And this is a reunion album they dropped in…1994.
Jonah: Look at the guest rappers - Doug E. Fresh, Big Daddy Kane, Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, and Chuck D!
Stanley: And there's a reworked version of their classic track "Feel The Heartbeat," called "Feel The New Heartbeat." Even I know that track.
Jonah: Oh, whoa, wait a second. You know who was all about this group the other day? Swear to God, it was Bill and Ted. Said they downloaded this song off Napster, At The Party, by the Treacherous Three, and it was like, the real rap deal. Better than Rapper's Delight.
Stanley: There ya go. And this record's sealed. Harold has some rare shit in here. So start bidding!
You are bidding on a sealed copy of The Treacherous Three's Old School Flava LP (1994), pictured below, feat. Kool Moe Dee, w/ guest vocals by Doug E. Fresh, Big Daddy Kane, Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, and Chuck D, 10 tracks, including We Come Phat, Lower The Boom, Old School Flava, The Mic Wreckers, Ain't Nothing Changed, We Wit It, and Feel The New Heartbeat. High bidder pays $3.50 S&H. Credit cards accepted using PayPal.
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