Stanley: So people can peep these flicky flicks on our blog, for free?! Jonah: Give 'em a taste, they might want the whole pie.

Jonah: Look, man, we're also giving folks a reason to come check out our blog. It's cool and all that we're archiving everything we've ever sold on eBay, but there's a limited audience for that. On the other hand, lazy couch potatoes who want to sit back and enjoy a steady stream of uninterrupted video weirdness that some other demented mugs have taken the trouble to cook up for them?

Stanley: Millions of 'em out there.

Jonah: Loop all this stuff on a cable station, and it'd be like Weird Al taking over Channel 62 in UHF. Hell, I'd watch that. Especially if we plan on adding more rare clips on the regular. And you never know, it could boost our eBay video sales. Give 'em a taste, they might want the whole pie.

Stanley: Except we ain't selling pizza. Whatever. At least it was Bill and Ted who sweated it out digging up these YouTube videos, not us. Those kids got too much time on their hands.

Jonah: Clips of rare stuff we've spent countless hours chasing down. Crazy outtakes from our world-famous collection of overlooked cinema.

Jonah: Trailers and like, various scenes, man. Clips of rare stuff we've spent countless hours chasing down off YouTube. Crazy outtakes from our world-famous collection of overlooked cinema. Cult flicks from all genres - horror, sci fi, kung fu, and tons of 70's grindhouse exploitation, blaxploitation, and sexploitation sleaze. All given away for free to our loyal customers.

Stanley: And any other web-addicted knuckleheads who wanna get their free video groove on, no thanx to us! I don't get this free shit. Where's the jingle jangle? The dough flow is slow enough without us pulling stunts like this. The loochies are not just for break room snacks any more. Have you forgotten the super secret project we're supposed to be raising cash for?

Jonah: We can just post some videos on the store blog.

Jonah: Well, we can just post some videos on the store blog. Give people a look at the cinematic flavor they're likely to find on the shelves of The Videodrome.

Stanley: If they can be peeping these flicky flicks on the blog, why they ever gonna want to buy them? Customers ain't even gonna need to rent them!

Stanley: So we can be chillin' in the break room, and customers browsing out front think there's still somebody on duty.

Stanley: Oh, so we can be chillin' in the break room, and customers browsing out front think there's still somebody on duty, 'cuz they hear voices and car crashes and whatnot.

Jonah: No, man, to get them interested enough to rent the movies.

Stanley: What?! We're trying to sell all these crazy rare, hard to find, cult flicks on eBay before Mr. Kincaid gets back to town, dummy! Don't be encouraging people to rent them!

Jonah: We need some videos to play in the store. Trailers and various scenes.

Stanley: People! Do what you wanna do, but don't try looking us up in the phonebook!

Jonah: And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone...

Stanley: Don't snitch us out about our eBay auctions!

Jonah: You know what? We need some videos to play in the store.