Stanley: Now remember, people, don't try looking us up in the phone book. And if Mr. Kincaid answers the phone, don't say anything about our eBay auctions. You dig? So listen up! Here’s the deal. Not only am I stuck here by myself tonight, welcome home, ‘cuz Brother Charles is in charge, on duty all alone, but I’ve got an assload of rekkids to un-load on y’all!
Cheryl: Baby, you’re not alone.
Stanley: I said, later! No, seriously, Cheryl, I swear, it’s not gonna take us long to do this. Then we can get down to business. This vinyl should practically sell itself. Harold’s got some crazy shit in here, look, Spoonie Gee, Chubb Rock, Poor Righteous Teachers, BDP, UMC’s, Fat Boys, Public Enemy, Tribe, Beatnuts, wow, there’s some wild joints in this crate.
Cheryl: About now, I should say something like, fo’ real.
Stanley: You’re too much. Why they fired your ass from this joint I’ll never know.
Cheryl: Oh, you know exactly why Mr. Kincaid fired me. Half the tapes I took are still at your crib!
Stanley: Yeah, yeah. The heat’s still on about that. But didn’t it work out for the best?
Cheryl: If you mean, did I acquire specialized skills while assisting you in your lamebrained scheme to boost two hundred pornos from this store, then no. If you mean, did the knowledge I unexpectedly gained by viewing these tapes help me rise to the top of the internet porn game, running my own highly successful interactive website, overseeing a stable of over a dozen young college girls, then yeah, sure ‘nuff Stan, it’s all good.
Stanley: See? That’s my girl! Now, the record up next should give everyone pause, now that we got you all hopped up thinking about knocking boots, and remind your horny selves to always wear the jimmy hat. That’s because it’s a sealed copy of one of Eazy-E’s last releases - 5150 Home For Tha Sick, the maxi-single/EP, whateva, from 1992, featuring 5 tracks.
Cheryl: That’s so foul.
Stanley: Look, the dude died of AIDS. Makes no sense to pretend he didn’t, right?
Cheryl: Are you trying to sell this record or what?
Stanley: As I was saying, Eric Wright, one of the gifted ghetto geniuses behind NWA, when he wasn’t squabbling with Dr. Dre and getting it on with however many groupies he could handle, was serving up some dope beats and rhymes. This copy is sealed, in near mint condition. So what are you waiting for?
Cheryl: It’s bid time!
You are bidding on a sealed copy of Eazy-E’s 5150 Home For Tha Sick (1992) maxi-single/EP, pictured below, with 5 tracks, including New Year's E-vil (intro), Only If You Want It, Neighborhood Sniper, Niggaz My Height Don't Fight, and Merry Muthaf---ing Xmas. High bidder pays $5.00 S&H, shipped via US Priority Mail - US buyers only, West Coast buyers add $1.00, international buyers pay actual shipping costs. Combine shipping on multiple wins & save - see our other auctions. Payment by money order or credit cards accepted using PayPal.
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